i saw crazy girl at island way. i gleaned from the conversations that she is a teacher. well whatever. but holy god when she's wasted she's like a fucking demon spawn.
"WHO THE FUCK WON THE YANKEES GAME?"
i had to concentrate on not answering her, or even looking over at her. she was sitting right next to me, and i knew that if i engaged her in any way i would fall into the trap and she would continue to harass me.
"I'M A FUCKING BOSTON FAN! TOM BRADY THROWS LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY!"
well, if that's you're opinion (SIC from 2016 omg how did i let that slip, it's YOUR, jesus fucking christ), then fine. i'm not going to argue. luckily she's a regular and six people at the bar kept talking to her and keeping her attention away from me. i'll never forget this one time, i was there talking to some guy about california, and she runs up to him (neither of us know her) grabs his shoulder and screams
"MY FRIEND WILL GIVE YOU HEAD FOR SEVEN DOLLARS!"
and when she went away our conversation resumed. he said, "hey, do me a favor."
no dude, i am not loaning you seven dollars.
i swear she really talks like that. every word she says. what a crazy bitch.